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So, I am working on my first comic, it took a while =w=.
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Spermicidal Takeover

Story: Fennix had a new issue he was not expecting, infertility, on a count of all those slurp juices and chug jugs it never occurred to him that drinking glowing potentially radioactive waist would ever have any long-term consequences. He did not know what to do and was desperate to raise some kits. He stumbled upon a weird popup ad while on “the hub.” It read “Natural Holistic New Sperm Restoration! No Credit Card! No Sign Up! No ID! No insurance required! No lengthy medical papers! No Bullshit!” which was not the best of signs since why would you meet up with some stranger who would drug you and mess with your manhood for a hefty payment in shady crypto currency? He did not really care since Yolo. He used the address to find a wooden cabin loaded with weed, drugs, pills and what seems to be stollen medical equipment, he got a message on his phone to prep himself and lay down on the bed and wait for her for the next steps… some time went by and there she was ready to “fix” his problem and his wish would come true, but it would be more like getting a wish fulfilled by a monkey’s paw rather than a genie :3

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