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"Cow and Roast Chicken" Sketch of the 1133rd page of TwoKinds. Transcript Roan: I- I was just runnin' my mouth! It's good to see you! Clovis: Is it? I'm not sure I can say the same. I seem to recall ordering my men to simply watch the estate. Tell me, is my memory wrong? Roan: No... i-it was Sam's idea! He got us cursed! I dunno where he went, but he'd tell ya— Clovis: Ah! Yes, Sam. We already got him. He was in the fields out back. Roan: You did? If he says it's my fault, he's a liar! Clovis: Oh, he's not very talkative at the moment... Clovis: The boys had quite a laugh draggin' him back to the rift. Honestly, I think it's an improvement. At least as a dairy cow, he's finally contributing. Clovis: Say, why weren't you changed? Brutus: He was! Roan was a chicken! Roan: Brutus! Brutus: Until I tried to eat 'em! Clovis: Is that so? We'll have to take good care of Sam. Roan: Wait, you're... not going to change him back? Clovis: What should I? It's funny. Let him be stuck with udders from now on. See how he likes it. Clovis: As for you, it's a shame you're not a hen anymore. At least then you might've still been useful. Roan: W-wait! Clovis— AAAAAHH! FWOOSH!